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Interesting Tidbits for Your Learning Pleasure
The longest beard on a woman was 14 inches long. Cows can go up stairs but not down. Astronauts wear diapers. It is legal to marry a dead person in France. Are you fucking kidding me? Being crushed by...
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My Clever Child
I’ve been watching ROME. Julius Caesar, Brutus, whippings and beheadings, rampant sex. Very HBO. So, my son and I were talking about the show and why he probably won’t be watching it any time soon, and...
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Garnishment
Tomorrow my wages get garnished – 25%. 25% of each paycheck until “our” debt to the State of Colorado is paid off. Like I can afford to have that taken out of my paycheck. Apparently, when we were...
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Garnishment: follow-up
I have been trying to remain calm about this whole thing. Okay, a little angry at him, but also resigned. I applied for Innocent Spouse Status and was really counting on that – since he told me that he...
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The dregs of society
jealous adj. 1. Envious or resentful of the good fortune or achievements of another Today in the car: “Mom, you know your friend C and her girlfriend?” “Yep.” “Well, Dad and the step know them too.” “I...
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FLDS
Just in case anyone thinks that living in a town of 1500 would get boring… what it looked like… Went for a walk today. I had all the time in the world, so I decided to venture out just a bit – take...
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Remember these?
Wearing these: Puts me in the same league as: And… Can you believe my son called them Old Lady Shoes? Little does he know how cool I actually am.
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Truths about myself that I learned in Florida
It is possible for me to have soft hair. I love to travel. I love adventure. Florida is in my very fiber. My parents are possibly the very best parents anyone ever had. I regret the years when I didn’t...
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I am baffled
Okay, here’s a question… Why, or how, is it that whenever a couple rushes out of bed on television, the woman always wraps up in the sheet? How the fuck does that work? I can understand if they had...
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Thanksgiving Break
Things I want to do: Go to the dump Go to the desert Eat turkey and cranberries Write a book Clean out the closets See Catching Fire Winterize the house Clean out the fridge/freezer Make bread Read...
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